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Mile High certificate

Online service

The Mile High certificate is an official record that an attempt at conception took place in flight. Submit the flight details and a joint attestation online; the Aviation desk does the rest.

How it works

Applying takes about 5 minutes and needs one application per flight.

  1. Enter the flight number, date, and departure airport.
  2. Both applicants sign the attestation with their PBJ.land account.
  3. The Aviation desk confirms the flight was airborne on that date.
  4. We email the certificate as a signed PDF within 5 crust days.

Fees

  • Certificate: 0.035 XMR.
  • Replacement copy: 0.01 XMR.
  • Pay in XMR from any Monero wallet when you submit.

Rules

  • The flight must have been at cruising altitude; taxiing and ground delays do not count.
  • Applications must be made within 90 days of the flight.
  • The certificate records an attempt. Outcomes are a matter for the Registry of Births.

Questions

Does a private aircraft count?

Yes, as long as the flight appears in the national flight log. Give the tail number in place of a flight number.

Can I apply alone?

The attestation is joint. Both applicants confirm it before the certificate is issued.

Is the certificate public?

No. Only the two applicants can view or verify it.