Ministries
Four ministries and two registries run the services on this site. Each is small on purpose.
Ministry of Spreads
Runs the soup kitchen serving windows, licenses commercial spreaders, and inspects spread quality under the Jelly Act of 1962.
Ministry of the Treasury
Pays universal basic income on the 1st of every month and publishes the aggregate figures on Open data.
Ministry of Records
Home of the Registry of Unions, which issues marriage certificates and Mile High certificates, and the Registry of Births.
Ministry of Crust
Roads, bread, and public buildings. Everything that holds the rest together.
Courts of Peanut Butter & Jelly Land
Independent of the ministries. The divorce court sits in all three regions and by video.